Stuart Kurth
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Current life record is 33 years alive, 0 years dead. Stu comes from a beach town but never beached; he now lives in a mountain town but to this date has not mountained. He is a lover of cheese and a disliker of sunburn.

Not virtually identical: A countdown of the UFC’s best commentary teams

From baseball to tiddlywinks to chess to Olympic figure skating to mixed martial arts, there’s always some clown in a badly-fitting outfit sitting somewhere nearby, foaming at the mouth as they puke up a ceaseless diatribe of barely relevant half-truths…

Francis Ngannou seeks to uppercut his way to gold at UFC 220

Francis Ngannou is an actual monster. A human mountain. A fairy-tale giant. A humongous fist with a person attached to the back of it. A god among men. And at UFC 220 he stands on the cusp of becoming the…

Hard-hitting Kamaru Usman and Viking hero Emil Meek collide at UFC Fight Night 124

First up on UFC Fight Night 124’s main card is a welterweight showdown of nearly mythic proportions. Kamaru Usman puts his ten-fight win streak on the line against Norway’s own Emil Meek in what’s sure to be a contender for…

Paige VanZant’s quest for flyweight dominance begins at UFC Fight Night 124

Bloodbath Barbie, or Paige VanZant as she’s sometimes known, makes her octagon return this weekend at UFC Fight Night 124 against Australian Jessica-Rose Clark. It comes after a lengthy hiatus, her last bout against strawweight mainstay Michelle Waterson ending in…

Trash-talking in the UFC: Stories of slander, rhymes, and strange accents

To succeed in the modern era of combat sports, it’s no longer enough to just be a great fighter. A good work ethic, genetic gifts, technical proficiency and a hunger to win will only take you so far. These days,…

What’s next for Cris Cyborg?

In the final PPV event of 2017, Cris Cyborg defended her featherweight strap in an epic distance contest against “The Preacher’s Daughter” Holly Holm. The fight demonstrated her tactical ability, showed her tremendous gas tank, and reinforced the notion that…

Cris Cyborg makes a meal of Holly Holm, goes looking for dessert

First of all, let it be said that Cris Cyborg needs to come with some kind of Parental Advisory Label. Warning: Contains infinite brutality. Or how about, Warning: High beatdown levels: may not be suitable for children or lactating women,…

Rise of “The Hangman”: Kiwi Dan Hooker guns for glory at UFC 219

Dan “The Hangman” Hooker has a brilliant opportunity to stand up in a crowded division at UFC 219 vs. Marc Diakiese

Khabib Nurmagomedov vs. Edson Barboza: A clash of legends at UFC 219

It’s Eagle vs. Sniper at UFC 219 as Khabib Nurmagomedov meets Edson Barboza in the co-main event that is sure to be a fight fan’s dream.